Ryvita: - It's just an excuse for fat people to eat MORE and MORE butter, under the pretence that they are on a diet.

Butter: - It's so creamy and buttery, the cows want it back. The Fatties are not giving it up without a fatty fatty fight.

Fight: So the Fatties and the Cows enter a long and bloody battle over the butter. It finally ends seventeen years later, when Winston Churchill and a quite important cow general sign an agreement or something.



Margarine is invented, the first London Marathon takes place and Louis Pasteur discovers Spaghetti Dinosaurs (behind smoke).