SCENE ONE – DOWNTOWN HUMPTY

Steal the Pimento parked nearby and drive south to Monte Granola. Kill the two slags on the grassy knoll and pick up the Smithun & Western gun.

Enter the Spooky Cave. There are six bananas in here. Leave those, you can collect them later. Exit through the arch window.

Shoot the sheriffs and climb up the ladder. Go left. Leave the bananas. Climb into the cardboard box.

BOSS 1 – DEPUTY DOG

God, this is as easy as piss. Keep tapping crouch keeping your finger on up and down. Go for the head, stand in front of Deputy Dog and press the look button. He’ll soon get bored.

Tap up, down, up, down simultaneously at same time. Leave the bananas.

SCENE TWO – JEMIMA’S CAFÉ

Enter the café via the door and speak to the Mayor. He’ll give you the semi-automatic Daphne and Celeste and ten bananas.

Leave the bananas and drive west to San Anna de Santa Antenna. Shoot the Boss Hoggs with the machete. Don’t forget to leave the bananas.

Board the blunkett moored in the docks and sail west to Key Point East, south to Key Point North and west again to Key Point North. More bananas. Don’t pick them up yet.

BOSS 2 – SPANDAU BALLET AND THE VICIOUS KNIDS

Not so easy. You’ll need to destroy those stupid fucking tentacle things using the karaoke. They’ll take about twenty hits each.

The entrance to Captain Stabbin’s Lair is guarded by a couple of green carolgees, which you can laugh at using the up, up and away combo. Leave the bananas alone.

Turn left. Go away.

FINAL SCENE – RICHARD BRIER’S LETTUCE CHALLENGE

So you’ve destroyed the council. Now steal the Pontac Orange and drive SN to Emu’s Diner for the final showdown with Dr. Cornetto. Go through the sliding windows and speak to the hand.

You should have collected twenty bananas by now. Give them to the hand, not to the face.

# posted by Ponky @ 5:42 PM