Hello and welcome to my weblog. Or blog, actually.

A blog is like a kind of diary on the internet that nobody wants to read. That's because real diaries usually have more sex stuff in them. Weblogs are generally tedious, like when weird people send you those letters at Christmas, telling you everything they've done over the last twelve months in mind-cunting detail. Well, I've never had one of those sorts of letters but I've seen them.

It's mostly girls who write real diaries in a book. Girls, arctic explorers and Captain Kirks. A well-hidden diary with "DO NOT READ" written on it is guaranteed to make your mouth go into an O shape and your hair fly off and go "wheee" with smoke coming out of your ears. Dr. Spock once had a quick look at the captain's log when William Shatner had just popped down the gym. He discovered that Kirk had fingered a Klingon at the Christmas party, that Scottie really fancied. He could never tell anyone because it would compromise their friendship. What he doesn't know won't hurt him, will it?... Anyway, it made Spock's eyebrow go up and he got a bit of a stiff. Spock cocks are green and about 2cm long, for the Trekkies out there.

My weblog is going to be the bee's pyjamas, because hardly any of it will be about me. This is just a piss-easy way of putting funeys and rudes up on the internet without having to actually learn too much about making real websites. And we all like piss-easy, don't we?
Piss-easy means less difficult, which means more fun = fucking Hammertime! Let's go.